I wonder what's the non-pathetic people are doing tonight.

im done with work

[in a group chat]

Tim: A 'Z' is just a sideways 'N'

DIck: It is 4am. Let us sleep

Tim: Zo

Jason: Bitch I swear to-



Jason: Whats more painful than heartbreak?!

Tim: Earbuds with only one side working


Dick: Jason would throw himself in front of a car for you.

Tim: Jason would throw himself in front of a car just for fun.



Tim: I hate you with every inch of my being.

Jason: [looks down at Tim] That's not a lot of inches.



Dick: Why is Timmy crying on the floor?

Damian: He's drunk.

Dick: And?

Damian: He saw a picture of Todd's boyfriend.

Dick: … But he's Jason's boyfriend.

Damian: I fucking know.



Jason: i used to play catch with my dad, except the ball would just hit the wall because he wasn't there

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