早上好,公民们。街垒上还有37个人,食物却已经没有了。

I'm like that light bulb, weak, flickering, barely giving off any light. Unable to makeout with the light bulb I want to makeout with.

这个万字爪啵已经被我和du老师开完脑洞了,你们自行脑补一下我就不写了(???)
可爱使我布棱夫吸

Incorrect Jaytim Quotes

*They saw a GOT sword in a comic book store*


Jason: So, what do you think?


Tim: Idk, if we're going to start a fantasy sword collection--and I've long thought we should--is this really the sword to start with? 


Jason: What did you have in mind?


Tim: Well, off the top of my head, I'd...

incorrect sleep-deprived tim quotes

Jason: just out of curiosity, what time do you usually go to bed?

Tim: oh, I'm up all night. I'm like a possum.

Jason:

我操你妈我自己捉到一个错字,jason震惊惹。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我也很震惊惹
我的输入法怎么这么可爱

生生老师幸福地去世了🙃

訇死亡:

@早上好,公民们。街垒上还有37个人,食物却已经没有了。 生生老师说的熊熊抱熊熊!

[待授权]Bird by Bird/一只两只三只鸟 by laceymcbain

Bird by Bird

一只两只三只鸟

by laceymcbain


配对:Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Batman and sons

梗概:枪伤,刀割,从三楼坠落,甚至连那柄他妈的撬棍也没办法一劳永逸将Jason送进棺材里,但是Dick Grayson(和他其余的“家庭成员”)准备用爱谋杀他。

译注:我!做!到!了!原文大概一万多吧带着偏头痛肝到现在,实在写不出抓啵了只能用翻译来表达我对杰...

我写不出来,痛哭流涕
今天晚上别睡了

incorrect rent-a-bat quotes

Jason: you know, if I made more money, I could take time off from killing people and give Tim submarine rides.

Roy: what's that? Some weird sex thing?

Jason: no, I take Tim underwater in my private submarine and I show him fish.

Roy:

Jason: why is everything have to be dirty with you?

无授权搬运,源https://laizy-boy.tumblr.com/post/163553748991/oh-shit-its-the-batbros-jasondick-and-damian

该来的总会来,ham哎哟batfam,按照队形来看应该是桶Angelica,迪基Eliza,米Peggy,以及提姆
Mrs.Reynolds(捂脸)

Incorrect Jaytim Quotes

Jason: You know, I saw this great thing on the Discovery Channel. Turns out that if you kill a starfish, it'll just come back to life. 


Tim: 


Tim: Does the starfish wearing boxer shorts? Because you might have been watching Nickelodeon.


Jason: No, I'm almost sure that it was the Discovery...

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