早上好,公民们。街垒上还有37个人,食物却已经没有了。

I'm like that light bulb, weak, flickering, barely giving off any light. Unable to makeout with the light bulb I want to makeout with.

生于23,死于Drabble

考试周攒人品,公鸭总裁助我拿首席

原梗


Tim真是为Jason做出了好多牺牲。


比如他开始停止用微波炉加热速食面。他尝试过不在睡衣里套一件棉T。他甚至还能记得去沃尔玛采购的时候给Jason带一盒杜蕾斯异形凸点。讲真,阻止Tim掀翻WE的办公桌统治世界成为宇宙暴君的唯一理由就是因为Jason实在是太让人分心了。Jason,老好Jason,有一个翘屁股的Jason,开着摩托载Tim一路突突突跑去百老汇看芝加哥的Jason,在WE前台厚颜无耻地将Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne引申为“我的小娇妻”的Jason……这串单子就跟滚雪球似的没个完...

How I met your Broken slash Pregnant Mum

Episode 2 The Second time I met your Broken slash Pregnant Mum


前情回顾传送门


FBI WARNING: This fandom is rated PG for Pretty Gay. Some material may not be suitable for children.

梗概:一个无脑Drabble


Damian盘腿坐在吧台凳上沉思,这他妈简直吓死人了,因为这个凳子只剩下两条木腿,随时都有可能倒下去,叫Damian摔个脑袋瓜开瓢。Cass趴在吧台上埋头用牙签给Damian的指甲上画迪士尼公主...

incorrect jaytim quotes

Tim: Jason, it's almost your patrol. Why haven't you changed into your suit?

Jason: Its almost spring. Why haven't you changed into a butterfly?

incorrect jaytim quote (but without the tim )

Jason: Okey, tell me again. Talk to me like I'm a 10-year-old *glance at his pectoralis * with overdeveloped breast.

Dick: Its simple, Tim just wants to get to know you before he has sex with you.

Jason: that is sick! I'm ten.

Dick: here, let's practice. Pretend I'm Tim, and ask me something.

Jason:...

stupid brujay/damijay or whatever drabble

我终于要死不活地填了小朋友jay和小朋友Bruce的那个点梗。前两则BJ暗示,最后一则有24,注意避雷

2bg借哏。

一切不好吃都是我的错。最近手感死光了。dick bicycle是什么,我快哭出来。


  “怎么样?”Bruce问。


 “哇哦,”Jason说。


 “什么叫‘哇哦’?”Bruce问。


 “就,哇哦,”Jason说。


 “他到底——他是怎么做到、我真——我不知道要怎么说了,”Jason看着Pennyworth渐远的背影,颇为敬畏...

incorrect batfam quotes

Jason: and the man impersonating the bear would like everyone to know that *change into Batman voice* "“Only you can prevent forest fires.”

Tim: *laugh his pants off *

Damian: I don't get it.

Jason: you don't have Smocky the Bear in Arab?

Damian: no.

Damian: oh, is he anything like, uh, Mun-mun the...

incorrect jaytim quotes

Tim: so... Got any words of wisdom for a kid trying to make it in the world?

Jason: look, just know you're going to struggle for a while. Someone is going to ask you what time it is, and when you look at your watch, he's going to put his penis on you.

Jason: but like Dan Savage says, it gets better....

同人文的真相

是的,请给我评论,就算是辱骂也可以。——鲁迅

抚剑独行游:

1.说“这篇文绝对不会坑”的太太都弃坑了。

2.说“高甜”的文一半是真甜一半结尾四十米大刀。

3.说“有OOC”只是一种自谦方式,重度ooc的文根本不会标ooc预警。

4.瓶颈期一般指“我有一个超赞的脑洞他娘的写出来变成了什么鬼我要怎么办”或“啊好懒已经是个废人了更文是不存在的”,而不是无脑洞可写。

5.文手写出来的脑洞和开过的脑洞比例类似冰山露出来的部分和水下的部分,所以,深不可测。

6.BGM对码字至关重要,甚至直接影响文风和基调。

7.当文手把一个脑洞大纲全部写出来后会有一种已经写完了这篇文的错觉。

8.比较精彩程度的话,脑洞100...

高产的16年汇总目录

2014年


鹰眼中心及相关:

我和你的孤獨情事

當你罹患PTSD的時候,你需要一整棟房子

Stick Too Hard On Your Lollipop


2016年

Jason中心batfam:

adrabbleadaykeepsdoctoraway

ALL FOR JASON TODD

batfam,霍格沃茨au,我爱pre52红发桶

stupid drabble

drabble

Drabble,hearlogos,未授权

《这些星星应该哈哈大笑,反正宇宙是个偏僻的地方》

《...

老虚怕是想逼死我这个同人写手好继承我的孔明

原句来自官方小说第一卷第二章

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